This is what it looks like when you take apart a Tickle Me Elmo
We thought we could just tickle him and get away with it…
five nights at sesame street
WHY DOES IT HAVE SHARP TEETH.
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I’m not a fashion design person, but I’ve been trying to give each Matoran tribe their own look. Hopefully, they can be told apart, even without color.
Now you too can dress like a bonkle
Walk into the club like
"what up, I got to save this place again?"
I literally just went from aw to wtf.
NO BUT THIS IS WHY I LOVE LAIKA THO,
there was this big uproar over a character from paranormal being gay, so what do they do? next movie, they make a commercial that THROWS THE GAY IN YOUR FACE. They’re literally not being subtle at all about their queer representation and I fucking love them for it
Throw the gay in your face is perhaps the best thing I’ve heard all week.
"Prepare the gayapult."
"But sir, you can’t intend to… "
"Yes. We’re throwing gay in their faces."
do mermaids get high off of sea weed
mermaids dont exist
why ya gotta be like that, man
They exist of you’re on sea weed.
Anonymous said: YOU DONT EVEN DESRVE SHOES
I AM OFFENDED
I think they mean you deserve kick-ass sandals.
my GSA advisor always told me that i was going to be arrested someday and that she would be in a home for aged lesbians and see in the newspaper that Caroline Lee was arrested at a protest in new york city and i was like “naaaahh, that’s not going to happen” but i just caught myself sending an exuberant email to my gov professor with the subject line “my first college protest!”
so she was probably definitely right in her prediction
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
Holy shit screw China she can save the whole damn world.